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Post by mallymuggle on Jun 27, 2006 20:36:53 GMT 10
Personaly if i was one of his minions id love to....
Ask him to autograph a picture of Albus Dumbledore
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Post by Em on Jun 27, 2006 21:37:54 GMT 10
aha, this is like ways to annoy voldie,
id ask him to assit me in baking cookies
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Post by mallymuggle on Jun 27, 2006 21:57:36 GMT 10
I'd get him a t-shirt that read: LONG LIVE POTTER
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Post by Em on Jun 27, 2006 22:06:52 GMT 10
send him a howler outlining what hes not acheived and what harry has
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Post by mallymuggle on Jun 27, 2006 22:22:09 GMT 10
Next time he gets the flu, send him a get well card, and sign it “Mad Eye Moody”
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Post by Em on Jun 27, 2006 22:25:36 GMT 10
id stuff a cleanex up his nose, with that spell lupin used on peeves in PoA
book him a holiday in the carribean, insists that he needs a sun tan
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Post by mallymuggle on Jun 27, 2006 22:37:16 GMT 10
Walk up to the Dark Lord, pull up his shirt, look at his bare chest for a second, then turn to the nearest Death Eater and say “I told you he didn’t have three nipples”
mmm... nipples
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Post by Em on Jun 28, 2006 9:57:49 GMT 10
i can imagine you doing that!!
steal his key to the playboy mansion
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Post by britmusicnutter on Jun 28, 2006 13:13:35 GMT 10
Book him in for a nose-job, and insist on taking him... "Voldie, it's to open up your airways so you don't wheeze all the time, but don't worry about a thing, i'll be there to hold your hand"
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Post by Em on Jun 28, 2006 18:37:49 GMT 10
through him a coming of age party, with no booze, women, just snape lucius and jd and moosk
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Post by mallymuggle on Jul 1, 2006 20:13:57 GMT 10
Plaster naked pictures of Minerva McGonagall all over his bedroom walls
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tris
First Year
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Post by tris on Jul 2, 2006 3:01:48 GMT 10
stick him in muggle america, take away his wand, and tell him that "we voted you off the island" and then leave him in the middle of the Navada Desert
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Post by Em on Jul 2, 2006 14:17:18 GMT 10
Feed him to Nagini, im sure she'd love the way he tastes
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Post by shaunharman on Jul 4, 2006 19:11:42 GMT 10
i'd poke him in the eye it would make any difference his eys are already red haha... nah id probably set his robe on fire or publish embarassing pictures of him and wormtail in witch weekly
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Post by Em on Jul 4, 2006 19:17:53 GMT 10
haha,
tie him to the bed and give snape a lust potion
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